celluar.

my phone hatez me. it literallly hatez me. it is actually TAUNTING me right now. at this moment. i've had this particular phone for like...idk three months ish? and it's already being an asshole. LOOK AT IT! it's fucking with me right now still. anyway, so my phone decided to hate me and stop charging correctly. i mean maaaaybe it was a little bit of my fault, but does it really have to stop working after three months? THREE?! i have a theory that it's because it's green. i don't know what the color has to do with it but it does. and green is totally not a lucky color if you aren't irish. which i am not. so green has failed me. it's really upsetting because i love my phone. it takes care of me in a way. we have a relationship. it helps me be connected with all the people i love who are so far away from me. and then. aaaaaaall of a sudden, its like "oh ihy. i don't wanna charge and die in the middle of your important texts and late night conversationz." and i'm like, really? really?! :| i've had this problem already and i thought we had worked passed it and moved onto better thingz. but i guess i was wrong. deadazzwrong. because my phone will be plugged in all damn night and i unplug it to go to a stupid final presentation and in a couple of hours it has one bar. ONE BAR. i'm so upset. and nowwwwww, i'm sitting here. trying to charge it. and it's being a fucking asshole. when it's charging the little red lights go on. and all i see with my damn peripheral vision is blinking red lights. blinking is not good! blinking means it's charging, it's not charging, it's charging, it's not charging. it's so annoying! and i swear it's so upsetting that i fucking talked to my phone. i straight up had a delusional moment and told it "please charge for me. it's very important because i need you to be working all day and not just die at any given moment. stop hating me and charge." and i plugged it in, and guess what. it didn't listen to me. or it did and it just doesn't give a shit about my feelingz. so fuck you green lg rumor. i hope you DO die so i can send you to the sprint trash bin and get a new phone to replace you. and i hope it's one that you hate so i can love it more and you can be in phone heaven crying about it. you'll miss me i swear. and i won't care just like you don't care about charging! ugh, i even that said under my breath hoping it'd hear me and change it's mind. i think it might have. cuz now it's charging....phones are so complicated....don't tell the phone but i'm still getting a new one. whether it charges or not.

sigh. i'm sad i just wrote about my phone like it knew me. actually i take it back. that was entertaining and it let me vent about how annoyed i was with it. good day.